Interesting Things are Bound to Happen on Flight Delays
Like, say, this #PlaneBreakup.
by Shen Mascariñas | August 26, 2015
“This is the greatest plane delay I’ve ever had,” tweeted Kelly Keegan while aboard a delayed flight with a couple who just broke up. Keegan received the most amusing diversion from the otherwise annoying wait. This was all thanks to a couple near her that loudly expressed their anguished feelings. She generously shared that in-flight entertainment to her Twitter followers though epic live tweets.
Keegan was en route to New York when her US Airways flight from Raleigh, NC, to Washington, DC remained on the tarmac for around an hour because of bad weather. During the delay, a young couple nearby started arguing until eventually the man broke up with his sobbing girlfriend.
This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she's SOBBING pic.twitter.com/IW9QVYxXdB
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 23, 2015
@keegs141 Guy: "I just can't stand you. I can't be near you. I would switch seats if i could"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: "is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "Great. JUST GREAT. I'm so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: I don't care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "ITS JUST SO MEAN. DO I DESERVE THIS? WHY ARE TOU BRINGING THIS UP"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"I don't want to be this girl. I don't want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"Is that what you're starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "you don't even understand why I'm FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "Why is this so easy for you? It's just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: "You need to calm down" Girl: "To me I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**loud sobs**
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Very stoic few minutes pic.twitter.com/eyt4YDlEj3
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "well what makes you so FUCKING SPECIAL?"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "you should probably just stop talking. Just stop TALKING!!"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"I'm going to ask Charlotte. I'm going to ask her the minute we get home and we'll see if your STORIES MATCH" (Omg scandal who's Charlotte?)
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: "I can't discuss this anymore." Girl: "so I'm not worth your time????"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**silent sobs, lots of sniffling**
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
What the fuck? Now they're making out. I'm not kidding
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Just when everyone thought the breakup couldn’t get more interesting, the plot thickened. The kissing-driven-by-liquor scene was an unexpected conclusion to a breakup and a gripping start to another story. What happened to this couple after the plane landed? According to Keegan, “hopefully, they ended up working things out.”
Keegan’s tweets went viral and earned her 2,000 additional followers just 30 minutes after live tweeting. That number of followers quadrupled by the end of the night. With the hashtag “#PlaneBreakup,” this issue even trended on Twitter.
Has anything interesting happened to you during a delayed flight? Pleeeease share it in the comments!